Slo-Joe Releases More Gas, Twice!!
Release #1
On November 23, 2021, Slo-Joe stated that he would release 50 million barrels of gasoline from the nation’s strategic reserve. So What!! The United States uses 18.19 million barrels of oil each day. Slo-Joe’s release of 50 million barrels is only 2 ¾ days of oil use in America. At best, prices may drop for 2 ¾ days. The metaphor “A Drop In The Bucket” has never been more apt! In addition, Bloomberg reports that 40% of the petroleum released will go to China or India, which will do zilch for American gasoline prices.
Release #2
On November 12, 2021, during a trip to England, Slo-Joe let loose a rather lengthy fart in the front of numerous people, including Camilla Parker-Bowles, the Duchess of Cornwall.
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