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THE PROBLEM:
Zie Fedstapo (fka The beloved FBI of Elliot Ness and Inspector Erskine fame) been acting strangely recently. So strangely that you might think they are taking a political position and emulating a prior “police” organization.
For some strange reason (and maybe it is just me), they seem to be persecuting/prosecuting Conservatives and enabling lawlessness among Liberals!
Check out the following:
Persecutions/Prosecutions Against Conservatives
- They carefully investigated the January 6th “Q-Anon” “riots” that caused;
- One death by cop,
- Less than ten injuries
- About $300,000 in property damage,
- Lasted about three hours
- Damaged no businesses nor reduced tax revenue
- Over 1,000 people facing federal criminal sanctions
- They surveil Conservative American Citizens illegally, even lying to the FIFA Court to do so.
- They jailed Paul Manafort for having minor dealings with a foreign government
- They prosecuted Trump for removal of government records (Charged 37 Felonies)
- They conspired with Facebook and Twitter to eliminate Conservative speech
Actions Enabling Lawlessness Among Liberals
- They have not investigated the May 26, 2020 – to date George Floyd and BLM riots that caused:
- At least nineteen deaths by hoodlums
- Over 2000 police and 7,000 civilians injured
- Over $2 Billion in property damage
- Lasted about three years
- Caused a decline of $3.8 billion in sales activity,
- Reduced Tax Revenue at least $125 million
- Only 300 people facing federal criminal sanctions
- They don’t seem to be surveilling any Liberal Americans
- They didn’t charge Hunter Biden for having massive dealings with numerous foreign governments
- They didn’t prosecute Biden or Hillary for removal of government records
- Agent Peter Strzok created an illegal firewall to prevent Trump from being elected. (Firewall failed)
- And, what about Jeffrey Epstein and cocaine in the White House???
BUT WHY:
Why are they doing these things?
Why” Why” Why???
Is it possible they are following the infamous path of the Nazi Gestapo? Not investigating crimes, destroying the political opposition, and giving a free hand to our now fascist government?
THE EVIDENCE:
Well, let’s take a look.
When the Gestapo was inaugurated in 1936, its main purpose was to arrest political opponents on trumped up criminal charges and allow the Nazis in power to break the law to gain political power. There were a few obstacles, here’s how they were overcome.
Obstacles to Nazifying the Political Police
Initially, there were two main obstacles:
First, the Weimar Republic’s constitution remained in effect. It contained legal protections against arbitrary police actions.
Second, Germany’s political police forces were decentralized. They remained subordinate to various state and local governments. The police did not answer to Hitler as chancellor.
These two obstacles limited how Hitler and the Nazi regime could legally use the political police. For example, in the first weeks of the Nazi regime, the Nazis could not simply order the political police to arrest Communists without a legal basis. But this quickly changed.
Creating the Gestapo
The Nazi regime wanted to establish a centralized political police force that would answer directly to Nazi leadership. To create this, they had to reform the existing decentralized police system. This process took several years. It included Nazifying the entire police system.
(Source: Holocaust Encyclopedia https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/gestapo)
Strangely, in almost copycat fashion, Zie Fedstapo is currently arresting political opponents on Trumped up criminal charges and allowing the Democrats in power (and their allies) to break the law to gain political power. Here are their obstacles and how they ar being overcome.
Obstacles to Democrating the American Political Police
Like the Nazis, the Democrats have two main obstacles:
First, the U.S. constitution remains in effect. It contains legal protections against arbitrary police actions.
Second, the opposition’s political police forces are decentralized through various state and local governments. The state and local police did not answer to Biden as president.
These two obstacles limited how Biden and the Democrat regime could legally use the political police. For example, early in the Biden Administration, the Democrat power structure could not simply order the Zie Fedstapo to arrest Conservatives without the legal basis of committing a federal crime. But this is quickly changing.
Creating Zie Fedstapo
The Biden Regime has to establish a centralized political police force that would answer directly to Democrat leadership. To create this, they had to reform the existing decentralized police system by defunding it and assigning more responsibility to the government controlled Fedstapo! This process may take several years. It will include defunding and castrating all state and local police forces.
(Source: The Meaning of Life ~ World’s Greatest Political Satire!!! July 2023)
Hmmm, Is there a similarity? Am I wrong? If so, let me know (By commenting below). I’d hate to be wrong, especially about a dire and destructive future of our country!!!
FOR MORE INFORMATION, See our previous posts:
- Durham Report on Zie Fedstapo Released! Guess Who’s Baaaack!!! https://www.meaningoflifesatire.com/durham-report-on-zie-fedstapo-released-guess-whos-baaaack/
- Zee Fedstapo Strrrikkkes again! https://www.meaningoflifesatire.com/zee-fedstapo-strrrikkkes-again/
- The FBI’s New Name and New Motto! MOL To the Rescue! https://www.meaningoflifesatire.com/the-fbis-new-activities-require-a-new-name-and-new-motto-mol-to-the-rescue/
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