God Bless America!
With Jim Jingoist, Nate Nationalist Pat Patriot, Frank Flag-Waver & Caesar Chauvin – UPPER STEWARTSVILLE, NJ – This post is dedicated to illustrating why the United States of America is the greatest country in the history of humanity and how its people are the greatest (and best looking) populace ever to grace planet Earth. The essays in this post will illustrate how our country leads the world in almost everything! Updates will be added from to time, as necessary to further our country’s greatness!
OAKDALE, TN December 11, 2019 A Quick Note to Those Who Think America’s Best times are Behind Us.
- In 1969, The Apollo Guidance Computer in Eagle could execute 85,000 instructions per second – Cool.
- In 2018, an Apple iPhone X could execute 5,000,000,000,000 (5 trillion) instructions per second – Cooler.
- In 1965, there were 22,500 computers in the United States – Cool.
- During the Christmas season 2017, Apple sold 22,500 iPhones (which are essentially hand-held computers) every 38 minutes – Cooler.
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