1. Conservatives search for a solution; Liberals “Come Together[1]”.
  2. Conservatives live in neighborhoods; Liberals reside in communities.
  3. Conservatives get mad; Liberals become troubled.
  4. Conservatives think; Liberals feel[2];
  5. And most important, conservatives think Americans can do anything if they are left alone; Liberals feel Americans can do nothing if they are left alone.

Now I am going to go home, but if I were a liberal, I would be returning to my housing.

[1] The true meaning of this phrase is unclear.  Aside from the obvious pornographic definition, it appears to mean “Do what we (liberals) want”.
[2] Contrary to the tenor of this commentary, both intellect and emotion are necessary for the operation of a successful society.